I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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