Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Randomize
