So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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