drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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