hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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