When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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