i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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