somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
FUCK WHALES
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
