so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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