i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
