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(541): View more from Oregon

my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

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(912): View more from Georgia

Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.

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(847): View more from Illinois

he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again

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(312): View more from Illinois

I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.

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(206): View more from Washington

I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.

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(206): View more from Washington

My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."

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(808): View more from Hawaii

I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.

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