my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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