they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
