Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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