; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I FOUND THE LEGS
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
