Dual....:-)
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
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