I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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