How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I got her a Nickelback box set.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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