chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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