Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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