no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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