he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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