How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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