Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
After last night, I could never be a politician.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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