just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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