Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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