Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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