Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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