I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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