Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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