scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I just want nice things and good sex
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Is Oprah even human
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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