I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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