I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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