Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Randomize
