I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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