I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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