i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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