sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Moan for me like Helen Keller
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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