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exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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