i would punch a child for taco bell
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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