Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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