Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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