bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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