I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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