She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Randomize
