I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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