I just cut my nipple shaving
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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