So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
only you would photoshop your dick
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Randomize
