Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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