Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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