Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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