yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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