How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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