At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
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