Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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