Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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